Jaydenisms

The other night while we were getting the kids ready for bed Jayden came to me and said in the most serious tone, "Mom, I'd like to have a word with you.  Come here, please.  Into my room."  He led me into his room.  Now I can't remember what he wanted to talk about, but it wasn't nearly as serious as I was expecting, and it sure was hard to keep a straight face.  I'd like to have a word with you?  Where does he come up with this stuff?