Kidisms

Jayden:

After face painting, I couldn't wash the pink off of my face all the way. It came off Sidney just fine.

Jayden says, "Why won't the pink come off your face but it came off Sidney?  Maybe 'cause you're older.  Maybe it doesn't come off of......old."


Sidney:

I was in a stressful driving situation, and I wasn't answering Sidney's questions.

She says, "Um, helloooo! Mom!......Are you sleep driving again?"

What the heck? Pretty sure I have never done that.